Failed Pictures #2

So, I’ve been fixing some of the posts, making sure all the pictures show up for everyone. Sometimes I have to redo the pictures. Hence, the second installment of this series.

One was me with a jetpack shooting bubbles, as I was underwater. These did not end up getting used, for obvious reasons…

I said “bubbles,” not ‘lightbulb!” Although…now I want to make that, whatever it does!
A jetpack is not a camera!
Ooh, three engines! Great idea!
At least this time it knows what a bubble is…

I forgot the bubbles and just asked for a jetpack. So…

I didn’t know I had 3 eyes…
The thing about jetpacks is they need to be attached…

In several Horse-Riding posts, Raini described the 2 baby goats… Here, there were a few too many of them!

And me listening to music just proved it didn’t know what earbuds looked like sometimes.

The black bear from the Smoky Mountains (my favorite place, naturally!) looking up at a balcony came out oddly a couple times.

Okay, so there’s the little human with the dislocated arm eating lunch on the balcony, there’s the guys from Ratatouille, and there’s the little bears on the ground, one of whom has 3 eyes.
Apparently, “balcony” means “playpen.”

From the same post, the 2 emus being interviewed had a few too many emus, and in another image, the hand holding the microphone had 6 fingers!

Me realizing the thermostat is broken had these results:

My eyes do NOT face that way!
Are…are those my eyes, my antennae, or speech bubbles? And how is my shell talking? And how does one pronounce “.—-.”?

Also, it has no idea what “a snail screwing in a lightbulb” means. Keyword “A” as in one.

Who’s Smoky Jr. over there?
Is that a snail or a mouse down there?
Again with the Mini-Me!

Illustrating Raini’s allergy to chicken with a roast chicken dinner being locked up sounds easy, right? Well…remember the roast turkey with the face?

There are even weird little chicken guys underneath the table! And some bizarre hammer thing!

Lola the penguin was “big, affectionate, and protective,” therefore she should be illustrated wearing a German shepherd costume, right? Well, AI doesn’t always know where the costume ends and the person wearing it begins…or what’s a costume and what’s separate…

Me and Raini typing on a computer had these results.

First, there was no monitor!
Second, Raini has hands for paws, and my face is…wrong.
I have a bump on my head and my eyes are growing out of my shell. Seriously, Image Generator?

Trying to illustrate my firework show was harder than I thought. First, I tried the specific fireworks I used–golden, swirly fireworks leaving heart-shaped smoke clouds. They all came out too fancy, like this.

I switched to a blueprint of a firework, and they all came out like something from a Sci-Fi movie.

How did it know about my plans? Uh, what even is that thing? Never seen it before…or planned to build it!

Creating Raini watching my firework show was no easier. It got a little better when I took out the part about her yawning (because it was late for her).

What’s with the flaming bowl of popcorn? Or is that chicken? Even worse, she can’t eat chicken!
First off, Raini is the only dog we have. Second, is that a cake, a present, a box of fireworks or a flag? If it IS a flag, the pattern is wrong!
Why does she have a little sibling in the car?
So, she’s on a bed outside, and is typing on a laptop for some reason? Well, she did make a blog post about it, so…

Apparently, it knows baby bunnies and Easter eggs go together, as do eggs and nests. So you know what to expect from the 5 bunnies Raini found all in a nest…but that still doesn’t explain why one had 6 instead of 5, and with clothes and hair! (Even the image I ended up using had one wearing a scarf!)

A small dog leaping out from behind a car became a small dog growing out of a car!

It also apparently has no idea what a plug that came out of its socket looks like.

2 robins attacking a hawk always had too many birds!

Little Jackie the squirrel hiding from Raini gave me this cute but unrealistic image…

And Raini holding Little Jackie by the tail was…interesting…

It is convinced that you can’t hold things without human hands!
Yeah…to hold things, you kind of have to have a secure grip…
What happened to his mouth?

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A German Shepherd named Raini shares this account with her human sister Isabella, her snail sister Smoky, and anyone else who wants to share their stories.

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