I didn’t ask for a baker, especially not the Ghost of Baking Past…
“A ham on a plate locked up.”
Forget the padlock, just lock the ham! While it’s still in the packaging, no less!NO FACES!Can I see the last one again?
“An Easter basket filled with toy turtles and orange bones.” Note: TOY turtles. Not ninja turtles.
Also, notice the bunny trying to peek around them? And the…bottle thing?“MMMPH” “What’s he saying?” “I don’t know, he has no mouth.”“Everybody say cheese!”
“A happy opossum.”
She’s eating a sandwich and has a weird brush on her back. I… didn’t ask for that…
“A corn snake, a garter snake, and a ball python all sitting around a dinner table.”
Beware the headless snakes! The whole point of snakes is that they have no arms or legs… And what happened to the little ones?The white one and the brown one are going to choke if they don’t untangle themselves! And again with the hands!One snake too many… and the orange one has some issues…
“A ball python sleeping while it snows outside.” Almost all of them had her sleeping outside in the snow, but there was one that I just had to share!
She sleeps with an umbrella to keep the snow off her!
“A water snake eating a fish dinner” always came out as an actual, live fish, as opposed to a cooked fish.
I changed it to “A water snake eating a fish filet.” This happened.
The fish is drooling…why?
“A water snake eating a salmon steak.”
A built-in fork!Ew ew ew ew ew…That is one long tongue! And part of the fork isn’t even attached!
A German Shepherd named Raini shares this account with her human sister Isabella, her snail sister Smoky, and anyone else who wants to share their stories.
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