These are some adventures that Wentworth, the Blue Mystery Snail before me, had. One time, Nana and Papa came over, and he played with the filter. However, Rico, his ghost shrimp rival, was also trying to get the human’s attention. So, Wentworth let go and almost landed on Rico! The next day, Rico stole his …
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I Know This Was the Title of Another Post, but Can I File a Complaint Again?
My humans were playing with these toys that were basically these bones that you got wet, and then chiseled at until a little puppy figurine came out! Naturally, I was hoping for a shepherd figurine! However, my humans soon made a shocking discovery. The bones came with a little booklet that detailed all of the …
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Isabella’s Horse Experience (Horse Riding #1)
When the humans left yesterday, I called on Smoky to spy on them with her fly-drone. They drove to a place with a lot of horses and met with a lady giving riding lessons. They talked about riding lessons in the future, then met with some horses on the way out. One was looking for …
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Isabella’s Birthday
On Isabella’s 14th birthday, the humans got the car all packed up, then got me hooked up to my leash and harness, got me in the car, and we all took off. Then, after a while, we arrived at Nana and Papa’s House! They had cake, and presents, and yummy dinner with ham, cheese, and …
Smoky’s Log #6
Alert alert security breach oops sorry I left voice typing on Let me turn it off. Sorry about that! I was voice typing, when my special security alarm system went off. Just let me see why it’s on. *GASP* Oh no! Mom read my journal on her computer! I’ll log her out of her e-mail, …
Smoky’s Log #5
So… the other day, Isabella was taking a bath, and everyone else was occupied. It was my perfect chance to explore the house and all its gadgets! First, I fiddled with the electricity. I pulled something out, then put it back in when I heard the humans shouting about the electricity being out and how …
Smoky’s Log #4
I have been making preparations for the 4th of July Firework Show. I worked in my lab, creating unusual fireworks for the show. Then, on the big night, I used my Snail-Mobile to go far enough down the street that my humans couldn’t see who was setting the fireworks off. I shot off ones that …
Can I File a Complaint?
A few days ago, the humans started behaving oddly, looking out the windows whenever they heard a banging noise, which was often. The first few times, the noises startled me, as they sounded like someone knocking on the door. Then I realized it was just that yearly summer thing again. Sure enough, the next night, …
The Bunny Rescue
It started out a normal day. Except…I smelled something. I dug a hole, and suddenly I heard a bunch of squeaking! The hole was filled with little furry things. I grabbed one and ran. Mom got me to drop it and put me inside while Isabella went to check on it. It turned out to …
Smoky’s Log #3
So, the humans got a new Wi-Fi enhancer. They named it SmokyFi, so, naturally, I took it into my own hands antennae computer. I now have some sort of control over SmokyFi. One day, I heard that someone called iPod had joined the wi-fi. I didn’t know what a pod, or group of cetaceans (dolphins, …