Failed Pictures #5

Hi guys! Smoky here again! Here are some of the latest funny fails of AI. First, there was something off about the way Raini was eating in this image. And it’s not just the excessive drooling.

Even in the actual image that ended up in the post, it gave her a rose in a jar for some reason! Also in that post, you can see a picture of Raini dressed as a doctor. What you don’t see is the countless fails that happened. First off, it was actually going to include me until… well, you’ll see.

Almost good, but the stethoscope is wrong.
Perfect, even if my lips are a little misshapen…whoa whoa whoa, how did Raini grow a human arm?
First, the stethoscope is…impossible, then there’s that little problem regarding my eyes, all 4 of them.
I just can’t.
Again, it’s 4 legs, 0 human arms!
What did I just say? Also, I never make faces like that! 😝😝😝Oops…
No. No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!
*facepalm*

Finally I switched to just Raini, but even that had issues.

It’s JUST Raini. Also, are they doctors or businessdogs?
I wouldn’t let her listen to my heartbeat with THAT thing– I would probably get electrocuted!

That’s all for now from Failed Pictures!

The Humans are Finally Back to Normal!

So, a while ago, the humans were all acting tired, and they smelled weird. They went to get “tested” and it turned out they were sick. Everyone was tired and didn’t eat much, except for some cereal that I actually enjoyed.

Don’t ask why the Image Creator decided to give me a rose in a jar.

I made sure they were all okay, especially Isabella. Smoky also made some medicine and put it in their food. Don’t tell her I said that though. It’s supposed to be a secret. They are finally getting better now, and the other day they took me outside to play for a while! I guess our help paid off!

Image Fails #4

I knew that I’d get some interesting results from illustrating the Nature Center post today, and I did! First, Bonnie and Pancake were eating with their forks backwards and/or eating their forks. And I didn’t even ask for forks!

Then, as expected, it lost where Sandalfoot’s body would be when he was in the ball pit.

The same thing happened to Kernel on the climbing wall. SO. MANY. TIMES.

Finally, it even happened to Leona in the maze a couple times.

I don’t know if you noticed, but there’s a bizarre Leona tail/toe poking out at the bottom.

Nature Center #4

Today, Mama actually let me in Isabella’s room to wake her up. I licked her face until she responded, then we got up. I was all ready for my walk, but it never happened! Then Mom, Dad, and Isabella all left. Smoky and I watched through secret cameras she had set up, as they went to the nature center. Isabella brought them some sugar cookies they had picked up at a bakery, and then she met up with the others and they misted everyone’s habitats. Then she fed the 2 box turtles, Bonnie and Pancake, who were both eating rather slowly!

Then she fed the amphibians (Spot the salamander, Wart the toad, and Marble and Chalk the grey tree frogs) their crickets and worms. Then she brought Sandalfoot the garter snake out to play in a makeshift ball pit made from pom-poms in a container.

Then she brought Kernel the corn snake out to climb on the snakes’ climbing wall.

Then she cleaned out their enclosures while they were playing. Then she brought them back to their homes. Then she watched as Leona the Leopard Gecko played in her maze made from a cardboard box.

Finally, she took each habitat’s temperature and recorded it. She finally came home, which was a relief. I don’t need any more rivals–I already have to deal with Smoky!

Image Fails 3: Holiday Edition!

So, Raini and I made a Christmas post, and then a New Years post. So, naturally, there would be some issues with the illustrations!

First, note: The pictures of Raini opening her presents changed! First, they were like this:

Then it changed to this!

At one point, Raini apparently found a 2-headed gingerbread man!

Me opening my presents was no different, as it apparently took “mystery snail” seriously. Also, at one point I was furry with paws!

Me and Raini hugging under the tree was…a bit more difficult than expected.

They just can’t get my nose right! On second thought, I don’t have a nose!
I don’t know what’s going on with her paw and my shell, but it looks painful.
That… I just… no.

Apparently “New Year’s Day” means “Christmas.”

I do love that hat, though!
Again, nice hat, but it doesn’t scream “New Year’s” to me.
At least now we know what year it is…

Adding “(it is not Christmas)” to the description did the opposite of helping.

You gotta love the puppy eyes, though.
This thing really struggles with “a” snail. Also, where is Smoky II’s face?
This actually looks really cozy!
“224?” I think you missed a 0 there, Image Generator.

I finally got the result when I said, “A German shepherd and a snail celebrating New Year’s outside with fireworks, the new year is 2024.” But even then…

Fireworks show or a really intense, foggy, rainstorm? And since when do baby snails hatch from ornaments?
So, the Santa and the pinecones from the previous set followed us!
I was all set to choose this one… until I saw that Smoky II had grown a head and followed us in (possibly having stolen my shell), and the bushes were apparently on fire.

Happy New Year!!!

I can’t believe how fast 2023 went, but now it’s apparently 2024! I only know that I was woken up at midnight 5 days ago by what I first thought was a storm, then someone knocking on the door, then finally realized was someone setting off fireworks. It’s not even 4th of July yet! But, apparently, they do it on New Years too. So here’s to a good 2024!

Merry Christmas!

Sorry this is late, but it’s a busy time of year! So, the humans were obviously excited over something a few weeks back. Actually, for a while, they had been decorating the house with those 2 shades of brown that humans seem to love at this time of year. Smoky has informed me that they are actually red and green. The humans just had to pick the 2 colors I can’t see! They have also been playing these songs that you always hear around this time and baking a lot of cookies. And there is even a big tree growing in the living room!

One night, I heard something happening by the tree but was too tired to care. When I woke up in the morning, there were a bunch of presents under the tree! I ran right to the ones I got and tore them open. One was a toy gingerbread man, and the other was a little red thingy with this DELICIOUS edible stuff inside! (I also tried to take Smoky’s present, a little aquarium decoration of Squirt from Finding Nemo, but the humans noticed.)

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Failed Pictures #2

So, I’ve been fixing some of the posts, making sure all the pictures show up for everyone. Sometimes I have to redo the pictures. Hence, the second installment of this series.

One was me with a jetpack shooting bubbles, as I was underwater. These did not end up getting used, for obvious reasons…

I said “bubbles,” not ‘lightbulb!” Although…now I want to make that, whatever it does!
A jetpack is not a camera!
Ooh, three engines! Great idea!
At least this time it knows what a bubble is…

I forgot the bubbles and just asked for a jetpack. So…

I didn’t know I had 3 eyes…
The thing about jetpacks is they need to be attached…

In several Horse-Riding posts, Raini described the 2 baby goats… Here, there were a few too many of them!

And me listening to music just proved it didn’t know what earbuds looked like sometimes.

The black bear from the Smoky Mountains (my favorite place, naturally!) looking up at a balcony came out oddly a couple times.

Okay, so there’s the little human with the dislocated arm eating lunch on the balcony, there’s the guys from Ratatouille, and there’s the little bears on the ground, one of whom has 3 eyes.
Apparently, “balcony” means “playpen.”

From the same post, the 2 emus being interviewed had a few too many emus, and in another image, the hand holding the microphone had 6 fingers!

Me realizing the thermostat is broken had these results:

My eyes do NOT face that way!
Are…are those my eyes, my antennae, or speech bubbles? And how is my shell talking? And how does one pronounce “.—-.”?

Also, it has no idea what “a snail screwing in a lightbulb” means. Keyword “A” as in one.

Who’s Smoky Jr. over there?
Is that a snail or a mouse down there?
Again with the Mini-Me!

Illustrating Raini’s allergy to chicken with a roast chicken dinner being locked up sounds easy, right? Well…remember the roast turkey with the face?

There are even weird little chicken guys underneath the table! And some bizarre hammer thing!

Lola the penguin was “big, affectionate, and protective,” therefore she should be illustrated wearing a German shepherd costume, right? Well, AI doesn’t always know where the costume ends and the person wearing it begins…or what’s a costume and what’s separate…

Me and Raini typing on a computer had these results.

First, there was no monitor!
Second, Raini has hands for paws, and my face is…wrong.
I have a bump on my head and my eyes are growing out of my shell. Seriously, Image Generator?

Trying to illustrate my firework show was harder than I thought. First, I tried the specific fireworks I used–golden, swirly fireworks leaving heart-shaped smoke clouds. They all came out too fancy, like this.

I switched to a blueprint of a firework, and they all came out like something from a Sci-Fi movie.

How did it know about my plans? Uh, what even is that thing? Never seen it before…or planned to build it!

Creating Raini watching my firework show was no easier. It got a little better when I took out the part about her yawning (because it was late for her).

What’s with the flaming bowl of popcorn? Or is that chicken? Even worse, she can’t eat chicken!
First off, Raini is the only dog we have. Second, is that a cake, a present, a box of fireworks or a flag? If it IS a flag, the pattern is wrong!
Why does she have a little sibling in the car?
So, she’s on a bed outside, and is typing on a laptop for some reason? Well, she did make a blog post about it, so…

Apparently, it knows baby bunnies and Easter eggs go together, as do eggs and nests. So you know what to expect from the 5 bunnies Raini found all in a nest…but that still doesn’t explain why one had 6 instead of 5, and with clothes and hair! (Even the image I ended up using had one wearing a scarf!)

A small dog leaping out from behind a car became a small dog growing out of a car!

It also apparently has no idea what a plug that came out of its socket looks like.

2 robins attacking a hawk always had too many birds!

Little Jackie the squirrel hiding from Raini gave me this cute but unrealistic image…

And Raini holding Little Jackie by the tail was…interesting…

It is convinced that you can’t hold things without human hands!
Yeah…to hold things, you kind of have to have a secure grip…
What happened to his mouth?

Warning: Complaints Ahead!

So, on Monday, the humans took me to the vet and made me get poked and get the booboos on my feet looked at. And now, even though we are home, I still have to get my feet wiped with foamy soap and take “antibiotics!” I have been getting extra belly rubs and treats lately, though, so that’s good. I do wonder if the humans will notice me milking it, though…

The Bird Count (Nature Center #3)

Okay, so the humans keep leaving! First, yesterday, they went somewhere Smoky called “the dentist” and Isabella came back with her mouth smelling funny. Then, today, Isabella went back to the Nature Center and participated in what Smoky told me was “the Audubon Christmas Bird Count.” Isabella sat by the window and watched the bird feeders with some other people, and they all worked together to count how many birds they saw and what kind. Then she went on a hike and did the same. Then she checked on all the animals. Kernel the Corn Snake even came out of his hideout to see her! I just hope the humans don’t go anywhere ELSE soon!