Things I Did When the Humans Were on Vacation

1. I tinkered with the plumbing at the hotel they stayed at the first night. This somehow had the effect of making the toilet grumble when the fan turned on. Still don’t know how that happened!

2. When Isabella’s monitor on the plane broke, I fixed it, and even added a “Please Wait” message.

3. I tried to help fix the Ratatouille ride when someone dropped their 3D glasses.

4. I told all the baby snails in EPCOT that Isabella was coming, and sure enough, she got some snail love.

5. There was more snail love the next day, when I showed up at the pool in a disguise. Isabella picked me up and pet my shell, then set me down.

6. I tried to help when the Halloween events in Disney got rained out. This did not work.

7. I tried to make it so Isabella could catch the Little Mermaid and Beauty and the Beast shows at Hollywood Studios. This also didn’t work, but Fantasmic! went well.

8. I told all of the animals on the Animal Kingdom safari to pose for Isabella. They did.

9. I told the animals at Discovery Cove that Isabella was coming. Two sharks even left their loose teeth on a ledge for her!

10. I did the same for the animals at SeaWorld, which is a very high-quality, conservation-focused place now. The dolphin show went great! At the feeding experiences, rays were nuzzling her hand with their noses! Also, there were a bunch of seals and sea lions that were super excited to meet her! The seal was bouncing up and down, there was a sea lion imitating a dolphin, and there was a sea lion that was giving her puppy-dog eyes! Has she been talking to Raini?

11. I made sure they got home safely.