Hi everyone! Smoky here with the latest image fails! First, I asked for me reading a comic book. There were some… issues.
I have four eyes, two of which are wiggling, I have bizarre fangs, I’m reading about “electriricty,” and I am surrounded by spare parts… actually, that last one is pretty accurate. This time it’s spelled “electrricy” and seems to be about electric fleas. Also, if you have four eyes, and only one pair of glasses… what do you do?What’s wrong with my shell? And my eyes? And… “EIL’ETRTICIITY?” Go lay down, Image Generator…Must have been a very shocking story! I don’t eat my books! They just can’t get my face right! (Yes, I know that’s the 2nd time I’ve used that joke, but it’s a good one!)No no no, Raini is the one with the puppy eyes. Not me.
Then I was going to include an illustration of how the packaging of everything the humans and I had ordered had gotten out of control, but it always made me way too big and/or the items way too small.
Those eyes look a bit too small…Is that face scared or exhausted? Even the teddy bear is facepalming. The weight of the boxes makes my eyes go huge, apparently. That and carrying a Mr. Potato Head rip-off. I’d be crying, too, if I had 3 arms when I should have none!
Then I tried me working in my laboratory. Most ended up unused because of the whole 4-eyes thing, but here are the funniest (4 out of 8)
Yeah, I may have left that lab coat in the dryer too long…Just giving a shot to a circuit board! You know, like I do every day!Behold my latest inventions: The floating handle-less magnifying glass! The teeny tiny camera! And the beaker-pocket!Repeat after me: The test tube is to hold liquids. We write with the pen or pencil. Got it? Good. Now I have to go fix that other test tube that got welded into the shelf.
Illustrating Raini outside on a nice day sounds simple, but one time, her tail and leg got jumbled, and there was a 5th paw peeking out.
Another, when talking about how hot it was for her, had her crying for some reason, and a random sweating umbrella in the back.
Then there was an umbrella in another one!
Also, I don’t know what she’s doing with her towel here, but apparently, she loves it! But how did she leave a pawprint in the air?
Naturally, the concept of camera footage and where the camera would be/what’s in the picture would be confusing to the AI.
The issue here was less the camera and more the tiny broken eggs.
Also, when making a pair of house finches moving in, humans kept showing up for some reason.
Not only that, but the bird also has a hat, the guy is carrying an actual house, and the house they are moving into has a UAGO (Unidentified AI Generated Object) on top. How many feet does he need?Little issue with scaling…At least give the guy a face! And is his foot arrangement anisodactyl or zygodactyl?This is actually really pretty, just not the right image. Or even close to what I asked for. Story time! The guy helping them is their good friend and a sculptor. He made figurines of the birds as wedding gifts to them, and they are in the boxes in the background. However, he is also a (slightly mad) scientist, so he tagged the male with a special tag that lets him float. This one almost got used if it wasn’t for the feet.
Then, finally, the male finch meeting the sparrow also had some trouble.
AI is known for having trouble with hands/adding extra limbs, but apparently bird feet are in the same category!It’s a finch, not a cardinal. And why so judgmental, Mr. Cartoon Bird?Yeah, okay, I guess I like “this prinp…” (Primp? Print?) But why do you have hands? It’s one male finch (has red markings) and one house sparrow, and they do not eat berries in chocolate fondue, nor do they eat duck-fish-things or misshapen flies. This looks like a bizarre logo for something. “My BirdTalk–helps with all your avian communication needs for FREE!*” “*Free only for the first 7 days, starting at $100/month.”“NIP!” I don’t get this one. Not that I get any of them!
A German Shepherd named Raini shares this account with her human sister Isabella, her snail sister Smoky, and anyone else who wants to share their stories.
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